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SO AWESOME.
(Source: neilslorance)
The motion picture event of the year.
I just about choked to death on coffee.
I did. HE KNOWS EVERYTHING.
Wow. Just.. Wow. This is exactly what the world doesn’t need. Whose idea was this, I wanna kick them in the taint.
It’s pink (duh), lightly carbonated to prevent “that bloaty feeling” (ladies don’t burp), “smooth” (which apparently ladies like), and “low carb with only 97 calories” (wouldn’t want to blow your diet on a drink). I’ve gotta say, Chick: this beer does not sound even a little bit appetizing. In fact, it sounds exactly like every other crappy light beer on the market, except dyed pink.
Chick Beer: because those other beers are for dudes | aboutface.org
WITNESS.
THE.
CHICKNESS.
i’m done.
When will this “make something unoriginal pink and now it’s FOR GIRLS” end?
Disgusting. ON SO MANY LEVELS. CC: @PhysicistLisa
1. I love pink, but I don’t need pink beer, even just pink packaging. It’s absurd. (I would amend this for say… a lambic that is actually pink/red because of the fruit in it.)
2. I. Like. Beer. I like all kinds of beer. Beer is carbonated. No, IDGAF if it’s, “Bloating.” I drink beer because I like beer as it is.
3. If you’re so damned obsessed with calories that you can’t enjoy a beer, then don’t drink the beer.
4. Selling something to women like this is more misogynistic than Don Draper. STFU and GTFO.
5. Finally found something more revolting than Coors light. I didn’t think that was possible. This makes me sad.
(Source: agent355)
I jump up and down and wiggle ALL THE TIME in happiness. Because I love something :)
I can’t stop giggling.
Save the books!
It totally means to sound slutty.
